Woman attempts to secure Gumtree treadmill discount by flashing bum
A woman has tried to secure a discount on a mediocre-looking GumTree treadmill, by sending photos of her bum to the seller. When that subtle move didn't work, she then asked for a discount for some "extra-marital fun".
Unwilling to offer a discount for services rendered, the seller dismissed the woman, pretending to be in a relationship with another man.
It all started off like any other Gumtree sale:
But then she started listing body parts she was going to tone, including the bum.
And mentioning ex-boyfriends.
And the fact she was getting dressed.
And then she got her bum out.
gumtree buyers be crazy#thatass #crazypeople #Gumtree https://t.co/OrtBvYZWeZ
— lee kucia (@Leekucia) May 5, 2016
But she apologised for that, sensing (correctly) that maybe it wasn't what he'd expected.
After 20 minutes he decided it wasn't a problem. He was still going to sell that damn treadmill, and wasn't going to let a bum pic get in the way of a sale.
But then she asked for a discount for some "extra marital fun" xx
He claimed he was seeing someone (even though he isn't) but she pushed him for a "good" one off session.
When that didn't work, he tried plan B in these situations. Pretend the relationship you're in is with another man.
Lee said he was shocked to receive bum photos in response to his advert for a relatively cheap treadmill, and as yet the treadmill remains unsold.
"All my friends keep asking if I have sold her the treadmill yet. They all said the interaction reads like the start of a really bad porno. They thought it was hilarious."
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