A woman has tried to secure a discount on a mediocre-looking GumTree treadmill, by sending photos of her bum to the seller. When that subtle move didn't work, she then asked for a discount for some "extra-marital fun".

Unwilling to offer a discount for services rendered, the seller dismissed the woman, pretending to be in a relationship with another man.

It all started off like any other Gumtree sale:

But then she started listing body parts she was going to tone, including the bum.

And mentioning ex-boyfriends.

And the fact she was getting dressed.

And then she got her bum out.

gumtree buyers be crazy#thatass #crazypeople #Gumtree https://t.co/OrtBvYZWeZ

— lee kucia (@Leekucia) May 5, 2016

But she apologised for that, sensing (correctly) that maybe it wasn't what he'd expected.

After 20 minutes he decided it wasn't a problem. He was still going to sell that damn treadmill, and wasn't going to let a bum pic get in the way of a sale.

But then she asked for a discount for some "extra marital fun" xx

He claimed he was seeing someone (even though he isn't) but she pushed him for a "good" one off session.

When that didn't work, he tried plan B in these situations. Pretend the relationship you're in is with another man.

Lee said he was shocked to receive bum photos in response to his advert for a relatively cheap treadmill, and as yet the treadmill remains unsold.

"All my friends keep asking if I have sold her the treadmill yet. They all said the interaction reads like the start of a really bad porno. They thought it was hilarious."

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