"What the f*ck did I just read?"

Twitter user Frog Butt Jr was innocently browsing Facebook group: DATE GROUP JUGGALO EMO CYBERGOTH STEAMPUNK when they came across a post so unusual they just had to share it with the world.

Trust us, it's well worth a read.

Michaela's post began boldy, and got more intense from there...

Fortunately for Micaela, she didn't have to wait long to find her clopping prince. And the Facebook post then became a beautiful tale of two soul mates meeting each other for the first time.

Also "mucus membranes" and "slime trails" get mentioned a lot.

Mr Frog Butt looked around some more, and found other conversations he thought shareworthy. And trust us, they are.

After the tweets went viral, it appears there are plenty of people on Twitter as well as Facebook who are into this.

And many many other people who weren't.

As for us, we suspect this may be a fake profile thing. Or an American thing.