Waitrose shoppers have some ridiculous middle class problems
Don't you just hate it when there's only couscous left at Waitrose but no quinoa?
But, for hardened Waitrose shoppers, there are apparently a lot of first-world problems that can grind your gears. For example:
10. How will he live?!
Today is not going well, not a single ripe avocado 🥑 to be had in @waitrose— Paul Dawson (@Mrpauldawson) February 26, 2017
8. Someone's got a lot to answer for
7. Pettiest woman on the internet
6. Do you think he voted for Brexit?
5. Please Waitrose, just let James live!
Had to spring out of bed because waitrose man turned up 40 mins early— James (@matkinsj) May 14, 2016
4. You think they'd be happy with the free coffee...
'Since they started to offer free coffee, it's been like a soup kitchen in here.'— Only in Waitrose (@OnlyInWaitrose) March 19, 2017
3. Chill tf out Jan
Dear Wiltshire Police, There's a huge queue in my local Waitrose which is unfair because I'm in a massive hurry. Please investigate. https://t.co/jTRahdokl3— Jan-K (@JanKay_) July 25, 2017
2. Nobody NEEDS white crab meat dude
1. Yes. Just like Beirut.
These people really need to learn the joy of doing your whole big shop for £30 at Aldi, and maybe get a sense of perspective.