To celebrate Wayne Rooney's Man United career, here are his funniest tweets
After 13 years at Manchester United, Wayne Rooney has been re-signed to Everton. In celebration of his amazing career at Man U, we thought we'd take a look at his equally brilliant Twitter career by choosing some of his greatest tweets of all time.
1. When he thought Twitter was the same as texting:
Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) April 23, 2011
2. When he praised Rowan Atkinson's acting:
Mr bean. Funny
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) July 27, 2012
3. When he was really sad about Whitney Houston, so quoted her lyrics:
Whitney has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) 12 February 2012
4. When he wasn't taking any shit from Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan shut up u egg and get out of cowells hole. Won't tell u again.
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) June 23, 2011
5. When he made this stunning revelation:
Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not. I'm delighted with the result.
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) June 4, 2011
6. And then followed it up with this:
It's still a bit bruised and swollen when it dies down u will be first to see it. Anyone recommend any good hair gel. Haha
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) June 4, 2011
7. When he revealed he was a huge karaoke fan:
Having a great night in Barbados! In lexys piano bar with @ColeenRoo and friends.Been on the mic for about 7 songs and felt like a rock star
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) June 11, 2011
8. When he got into a Twitter fight with himself:
@WayneRooney I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) May 17, 2011
9. And then addressed no one in particular with great enthusiasm:
Mate mate mate mate mate.
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) July 2, 2011
10. And finally, when he congratulated Ed Sheeran on his new album:
@edsheeran new album is class congrats mate
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) March 3, 2017
We don't know what's more impressive, his 13 years at Man U or his accidental comedy gold on Twitter. Either way, he's a top lad!