If you work in a shop, you'll likely have some ridiculous stories about cheeky and clueless customers.

It's also likely that the following Twitter thread, shared by user James Dator, will have you completely raging.

A very confused man is attempting to return his open diced butternut squash because he thought it was a giant box of cubed cheese.

— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017

Credit: Twitter

I can't believe this. They're saying he can't because it's open. He's saying it wasn't clearly labeled.

— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017

There's a GIANT label that says butternut squash

— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017

They've agreed to refund his money. Now he's demanding they honor 2 pounds of cubed cheese for $2.97 as if it was priced like squash

— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017

"Sir we don't have 2 pound bags of cubed cheese"

"I have guests waiting!"

— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017

He wants them to give him two pounds of block cheese and have the deli counter slice it into cubes for him

— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017

Oh god an employee trying to be helpful half heard the conversation and retrieved a whole butternut squash and it's a lot worse now

— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017

"I DON'T WANT RABBIT FOOD I JUST NEED SOME GOTDANG CHEESE!!!"

— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017

He's leaving without the cheese and took the squash with him.

— James Dator (@James_Dator) July 22, 2017

The saying goes that 'the customer is always right', but sometimes you know they are so, so wrong.

We can only imagine the reactions of the guests sitting there as he tried to give them butternut squash fondue.

For reference, that much cheddar would cost around £5.40 here, which works out at around $7 dollars across the pond. So, he might've been dumb, or he might have just been the ultimate chancer.

Either way, this man is a grade A douchebag, and we feel for the poor staff who had to explain vegetables to him.