Everybody is sharing this one reason why Michael Gove will never become Prime Minister
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Remember the precise moment when it became clear Ed Miliband wasn't going to become Prime Minister?
It wasn't election night. It wasn't during the polling season either (everyone pretended they were going to vote Labour for some reason at that point - to screw around with pollsters).
No, it was the very moment he attempted to eat a bacon sandwich:
Can we all go back to a simpler time when politics was all about Ed Miliband eating a bacon sandwich? pic.twitter.com/KyfbuNo9Ag
— Michael Oakes Ⓜ️ (@radioakes) June 30, 2016
Well, now everybody has realised that Michael Gove has no chance of becoming Prime Minister either, because he drinks water like an alien who's learned how to drink from a goldfish with collagen injections:
Ed Miliband lost a general election because he ate a bacon sandwich sloppily. This is how Michael Gove drinks water. pic.twitter.com/lwAWuW8VkZ
— Regan (@rgncny) July 1, 2016
People have been quick to point out that he looks like an alien who has no idea how human bodies or glasses work.
@PaulP_Dispatch @rgncny he looks like an alien in a human body that's just realised it needs sustenance.
— Edward Keeble (@EddieHenryJames) July 2, 2016
Far from home...
@rgncny take the glass away and he looks like he's calling out to his mothership, distantly circling Earth
— nathan bevan (@nathbevan) July 4, 2016
With poor intelligence on the human species...
@AvaGraceVIP Someone told him that's how earth men drink.
— (((theperfectnose))) (@realperfectnose) July 2, 2016
Here's a closer look.
@rgncny @EddieHenryJames THIS ONE. pic.twitter.com/rbo90iAClZ
— PaulP_Dispatch (@PaulP_Dispatch) July 2, 2016
But if none of this is enough to convince you that he's from outer-space and thus would seek to enslave us to the martians when he takes power, take a look at how he walks.
Michael Gove, everyone https://t.co/v8IqCtoZFN
— Elena Cresci (@elenacresci) June 30, 2016
And claps...
Is this clap real life https://t.co/xJWxAge2a5
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 1, 2016
This man is not the future Prime Minister of the UK. This lady is.
‘Furious David Cameron set to SACK Theresa May for REFUSING to campaign to stay in the EU’ https://t.co/OwlB5pgHxf pic.twitter.com/ziHAob5u12
— Daily Express (@Daily_Express) June 15, 2016
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