This has got to be the weirdest customer service complaint of all time

With social media becoming one of the main platforms for customer service, the internet has seem some truly beautiful moments, like this Tesco exchange:

Or this sticky situation:

And like the above, this annoyed customer's complaint to Virgin Media once again delivered with a hilarious request:

Kieran asked Virgin if there was any way to increase his neighbour's internet speed without them knowing.

Unfortunately for Kieran, Virgin didn't seem to find the post as funny as the rest of the internet, offering this short reply (which also overlooked the fact that he SPAT ON A CHILD?!):

Unlucky Kieran, maybe your neighbours on the other side have faster internet...