This Twitter user is roasting Americans for not owning this one simple item
America and the UK are different in lots of ways. We say pavement, they say sidewalk. We drink tea, they drink Mountain Dew.
But did you know they don't have egg cups?!
This British Twitter user Innesmck was taken aback when he found out, and has been voicing his concerns for our friends across the pond with a hilarious rant.
I'VE JUST BEEN INFORMED AMERICANS DO NOT HAVE EGG CUPS AND I AM SO ANGRY RN
— moth dad (@innesmck) July 9, 2017
okay all you people asking me what an egg cup is better be fucking joking i swear to god
— moth dad (@innesmck) July 9, 2017
WHERE THE HELL DO YOU PUT YOUR EGGS
— moth dad (@innesmck) July 9, 2017
ok ok seriously though we did not go through 300 MILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION to have an egg just roll around on a fucking plate
— moth dad (@innesmck) July 9, 2017
AND HOW DO YOU KEEP THE YOLK IN? does it just pour everywhere or do you have to hold the egg upright, or...? what is your game there?
— moth dad (@innesmck) July 9, 2017
His reaction when he found out Americans don't have electric kettles was equally as amusing.
THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS WHEN I FOUND OUT YOU DON'T ALL HAVE KETTLES, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
— moth dad (@innesmck) July 9, 2017
and also WIND THE FUCK BACK UP because apparently a bunch of you americans who said you did have kettles meant STOVE TOP and that is fucked
— moth dad (@innesmck) July 9, 2017
1. electric kettles are good & cheap & boil water in 2 minutes here and you can never be fully trusted if i do not see one in your kitchen
— moth dad (@innesmck) July 9, 2017
Hopefully they'll have learned their lesson because he went IN on the USA, and it certainly could damage our 'special relationship' knowing they live like that
At least Innesmck is willing to forgive
I know I can trust you all to accept and learn from your mistakes, I understand, we are all still growing <3 I believe in you
— moth dad (@innesmck) July 9, 2017