These hilarious one star Amazon reviews will make you lose all faith in humanity

Customer reviews are always a mixed bag on Amazon. Usually ranging from incredibly helpful to the downright bizarre, we've collected some of the top WTF one star reviews that will really make you despair for the human race.

Wolf of Wall Street

So it turns out that A LOT of people expected Wolf of Wall Street to be a nature epic about wolves:

Perhaps they were thinking of The Revenant, or maybe just skipped reading ANYTHING about the film prior to watching it. We thought the 'Wall Street' was the obvious giveaway in the title, but apparently not.

And actually, it turns out that a lot of people on Amazon seem to take film titles INCREDIBLY literally:

Downtown Abbey

I... I am speechless.

The Jungle Book

IT DOES HAVE ... OH I DON'T KNOW... A JUNGLE IN IT THOUGH??!?!?!?!?!

Other people felt that some films were just TOO UNBELIEVABLE, leaving these delightful reviews:

Titanic

To be fair, the Titanic was branded as 'unsinkable', so we'll forgive this... FORGIVE THIS MY ARSE. GOOD GOD, HOW ARE WE THE MOST INTELLIGENT SPECIES.

The Wizard of Oz

Yes, much more farfetched than a flying house and a talking lion, living robot and scarecrow. Those are all normal, but flying monkeys? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

And other people were just downright disappointed with the content that was delivered:

Fifty Shades of Grey

At a rating of 15, I should sincerely HOPE there was no butt stuff. My local Odeon isn't a communal Pornhub, goodness ME.

Jaws

.... May I suggest Sharknado?

Westside Story

NOT THE SNAPPING FINGERS!!! The only thing that is worse than snapping fingers is NOT KNOWING WESTSIDE STORY IS A MUSICAL.

I just... can't.

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