The Turkish version of the Great British Bake Off is amazing.

For some reason, they make them dance

It's called Vera Firina, which we presume translates as "The Turkish Great British Bake Off"

Does this help with bread somehow?

Does bread prove better when it's near rythmic dancing?

They don't all look into it

In fact it seems to be some sort of hostage situation

Someone should send help.

No, it's ok, he seems into it now.

In fact they all do.

Is it a thing that all bakers are into dancing? That seems odd. Like does Paul Hollywood have secret dreams of being the next Louis Spence?

Yeah, probably.