Parents with serious trust issues leave hilarious note for kids before going on holiday
Parents with serious "trust issues" left their kids a long, detailed note about how to behave themselves whilst they were on holiday.
The parents of Robbie Ewart and his sister Katie start off their letter with the line "I love u both very much but lets face it you's are arseholes!" and it only gets worse from there.
The letter urges them not to express themselves in anyway because "I know you both like to try and outdo each other in the 'who can fuck up the most' category."
The letters, which Robbie, the R in the letters, posted to Twitter.
"Again, love you both"
The letters, written with both love and deep mistrust of their kids, remind the kids of everything from "remember dogs need food" to "if you do anything to ruin our holiday you will face my eternal wrath" before signing it off with "love you both" as a reminder.
Katie, clearly the more responsible of the two, even though she appears to have had recent letters from the council about her behaviour, is put in charge of looking after Robbie and the dog.
"Remember - the dog. Yes - dogs need to be fed every day just like you."
"You are the responsible one (hard to believe). Look after Robbie because let's face it, the boy's half daft and can barely tie his shoelaces. Life can be difficult for him."
In the final note, they are informed they've been left money for essentials, which they're reminded doesn't include hookers:
'Please inform your squad that our log cabin is not a drug den or a 24 hour bar.
'Believe it or not, our neighbours don't like it when one of your amigos drive up and down the street on their shitty wee dirt bike.
'I have left money for essentials, i.e bread and milk, not drugs, Glen's, mad dug, hookers and Dominoes.'
'If you run out of food, phone Granny Mo. She will no doubt bring you a bag of M&S finest cause she thinks yous are sweet and angelic.
'For anything major, phone Grandpa Sean as Granny Mo will panic.'
'So remember, Kerry, Wull and wee Lewy deserve a holiday free from stress and worry. If you do anything to ruin it, you will both face my eternal wrath. Again, love you both.'
After tweeting the photos, they have gone viral on twitter.
When yer maw n da are going on holiday n have trust issues... pic.twitter.com/gZgUVv4kOK— Robbie Ewart (@Robbieewartt) July 16, 2016
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