The 25 funniest things overheard at British universities
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You're going to overhear a lot of strange and beautiful things at uni. Here are some of the funniest things people have overheard so far. Got any of your own? Tell is in the comments.
25) The physicist's guide to lovemaking...
24) All grown up at Cambridge...
23) Two guesses where this was overheard...
22) This fact...
overheard on campus this week: "toasters are a social construct"
— Dan P. (@aloofloofah) July 10, 2016
21) This deal-breaker...
Just #overheard at my uni hall entrance:
— Rachel McLeay (@rumcleay) February 8, 2016
A: So, my mum said she'd pay for me to get a boob job
B: Whaaat?
A: ...as long as I use HER surgeon
20) Me smart now.
Fresher 1: don't you just *feel* smarter just by being at uni?
— Sharna Bremner (@sharnatweets) March 1, 2016
Fresher 2: yeah! And how bout all the hot chicks?!
Oh dear... #overheard
19) The unaware supervisor
18) Buckingham
17) Now introducing Tinder for Marxists
16) Durham
15) Warwick
For people who think Kanye isn't mathsy enough.
14) London School of Economics
LSE once again proving why they're not the London School of Geography.
13) SOAS
12) Warwick
Anyone else chanting "lads lads lads" to the tune of his Piano Sonata No. 16?
11) Cambridge grudge match...
You sir, have made an enemy for life.
10) Birmingham conspiracists...
Conspiracy confirmed.
9) Cambridge misogynists...
8) Birmingham apology
7) SOAS
6) St Andrews
5) LSE
To be fair, it's the London School of Economics, not the London School of "do I have ovaries or not".
4) Durham transport
3) This one isn't from the UK, but is a stark warning about where peanut butter
so I forgot about this but at a college campus I overheard this: "...so yeah, that's the last time I used peanut butter as lube, seriously."
— Clark Jones² (@memeking2k16) July 8, 2016
Americans f*cking love peanut butter.
2) Norwich
No need to use the euphamism "powder my nose" there, Norwich...
1) St Andrews
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"I don't enjoy formals at St John's"
— Student Money Saver (@studentmoneysvr) August 1, 2016
"Why's that?"
"They serve from the left"https://t.co/MPpZyNdRSf
