10 students saving money with this "toilet hack"
A lot of students end up stealing toilet roll from uni at some point. It's part of your £9,000 fees, right? These students, however, have serious toilet roll theft problems.
10) This soggy-roll stealer
"Saved time for you, it's been pre-damped."
9) This clubbing bog roll pincher
Another night out, another toilet roll stolen from the club pic.twitter.com/K1WD65u3V5— Lauren Connolly (@connollylauren) December 13, 2013
"Can you afford to go out tonight?"
"I can't afford not to go out tonight - I've been holding in a deuce for a week."
8) This lady, who'd rather use sandpaper than buy bog roll
"I'd rather have sand paper on the vag instead of money from the bank." Amber talking about her shit (stolen) toilet roll— Amy Knight (@AmmyKnight) March 18, 2016
"ARGHGAH F@% ARGH"
"Are... are you sure you don't want to buy some?"
"I made my choice AGHAAGHH. F@%. ARGH"
7) This monster
Our house has reached peak stinginess, stolen toilet roll from the library 🔫 pic.twitter.com/XwcyqXRYiz— Evie Norwood (@evienorwood) December 4, 2014
"You monster. How will the library folk do their procrasti-poops?"
6) This mystery thief
I don't know why (or how) but someone has stolen the cardboard tube from inside the toilet roll pic.twitter.com/UIzYbHwJ— Pepper Potts (@PottyforPotter) January 21, 2013
"Never you mind why."
"You were making a sword, weren't you?"
5) These people, who are presumably using her cupboard / fridge space as a toilet
Someone has stolen my food cupboard and fridge space over Christmas and we're using kitchen roll as toilet roll. Gd to be back x— Taylor (@0rchideous) January 11, 2016
"If anything, I find kitchen roll a little too absorbent."
4) This ambitious thief, storing it up for some kind of toilet emergency
Look at all the toilet roll I stole from uni over the last week.. So broke.. So broke.. pic.twitter.com/A5yBJZTpNX— cora the explorer (@CoraLafferz) February 19, 2015
"You'll thank me on 'raw chicken Wednesday', you mark my words."
3) This possible burglar
May or may not have stolen some toilet roll from uni today— Krispy Kreme Queen (@meganface_) October 9, 2015
"Should we arrest her?"
"She said may or may not, boys. Legally, we couldn't touch her in a million years."
2) This unforgivable flatmate
Iv smashed my phone and someone has stolen my toilet roll it's fucking andrex aswell— holly murray (@hollymur) September 25, 2015
Don't steal f*cking Andrex, people. Not cool.
1) This person, who went for an extremely cheeky Nando's
My flat mate's stolen toilet roll out of nandos😂😂😂😂 we're so poor😭😭😭— kat (@_katherine96) October 7, 2015
Do not order the extra hot sauce in this branch of Nandos.
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