Nothing in life is ever truly free, unless it's your birthday, in which case you can usually scrimp something.

And nothing quite says BIRTHDAY like excessive drinking, with the only improvement being that the drinks themselves are free. So, being the top mate he clearly is, Twitter user @RoryMeep tweeted a call to action to send his mate Nick free birthday drinks via the Wetherspoons app:

This is Nick, and it’s his birthday. We’re at the Bankers Draft spoons in Sheffield, table 67, be generous and send him a Bev on the app xxx pic.twitter.com/JxMnjB8a46

— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017

The app allows you to order drinks to your table without even having to move, so Rory called upon the Twittersphere to send Nick drinks for his birthday. And of course, Twitter delivered:

What cheeky fucker has sent him a non alcoholic becks pic.twitter.com/CGtTefZlIF

— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017

It was meant to be 2 Becks blues wtf

— Dan (@Chubby_Jesus) September 20, 2017

You really think you’re funny don’t you pic.twitter.com/HcX6dLIC0J

— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017

True, hope Nick enjoys his milk, happy birthday from us all here pic.twitter.com/Dkrb7LkgC7

— Dan (@Chubby_Jesus) September 20, 2017

This is not what we had in mind you sadistic wankers pic.twitter.com/4GGXiKpXJm

— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017

People seemed to be REALLY enjoying the dairy theme:

Someone’s been nice, and we thank you pic.twitter.com/Lfh5vIX4pL

— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017

Whilst most people were busy trolling the group, a mysterious stranger did deliver some goods:

lovely pic.twitter.com/cBHpX4mZoV

— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017

After the brief hiatus of niceness, the trolling then continued, moving from drinks to a ROAST DINNER... except they removed all of the main components that actually make up a roast dinner. So instead the group got peas and gravy, truly stunning stuff.

Right this has gone off the rails now Who is doing this what do we do with this pic.twitter.com/FiU5CsWPbd

— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017

Which actually the group seemed to appreciate:

Don’t think any of this is going to waste pic.twitter.com/LD0sBkpbgQ

— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017

Twitter clearly didn't think that the group had been fed enough, sending more, slightly eclectic food combinations:

A fruit shoot, milk, and some crispy onions, name a more iconic trio pic.twitter.com/7FKlflakAp

— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017

Before swiftly moving back to random drink combinations:

Fantastic pic.twitter.com/GAyLs6iJps

— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017

Finally the group put an end to the chaos, leaving the pub after a slightly random but no doubt entertaining mix of drinks:

Right we’re attempting to leave the pub now, please do not send us anymore milk

— Rory (@RoryMeep) September 20, 2017

I'd just like to thank the people who ordered me stuff in spoons today, what a bizarre (but good) birthday it has been!

— Nick Matthewman (@HeinNICKen) September 20, 2017

Just goes to show, you really can get a wealth of free shit on your birthday, all you have to do is ask. Or you can just check our list of amazing birthday freebies here.