Student regrets writing and submitting essay whilst hammered

A student who wrote and submitted her assignment whilst hammered has put out a public service announcement warning others not to do the same.

Student McKenna Clark wrote up her assignment in one big drunken haze, submitting it to her professor whilst she was still off her face. For reference, these are the levels of drunk she achieved the night she wrote her essay:

As you'd expect, if you're that drunk the paper you turn in won't be of high quality. Nonetheless, McKenna done an essay anyway, and this is the mess she ended up turning in:

Her assignment was:

Something we're not quite sure she covered in her assignment, which read:

illegal to kiss on train (mala prohibita) talk about weather it should be illegal or not. It should be legal to kiss on the train because it is romantic. Professor Grams, my name is McKenna. I had some Dr. Pepper's I am doing good. Your assignment is way too hard. I can't do it right now. I am better now, however, because the Dr. Pepper's wore off. I am now contemplating the assignemtn that you gave me. It's illegal to kiss on the train because it is a safety violation. If you are kissing while on the train you must realize that it could end up being dangerous. If the driver was kissing on the train, who would be driving the train. You are welcome. Love you.

Yes, she even signed it off "love you" in case her professor wasn't quite clear how drunk she was.