Runaway cow escapes and goes to the cinema
In what can only be described as the most west country thing to ever have happened, a cow escaped in Gloucestershire and decided to indulge in a bit of reTAIL therapy.
The cow escaped from a local farm and went to browse the local cinema listings, because #treatyoself. The police tweeted about the cow's adventure, and in true fashion, Twitter delivered some excellent puns:
Never a dull moment, we are now dispatching officers to a cow which appears to be going shopping in Coleford (4 x calls received)
— Force Control Room (@GlosPolice_FCR) July 21, 2017
Fifty Shades of Hay
— 🌸🌸🌸Tinx🌸🌸🌸 (@PinkyTinky888) July 22, 2017
Silence of the Lambs
— GrahamfromBushey (@GrahamofBushey) July 22, 2017
Bridget Jones' Dairy, Raging Bull, Apocalypse Cow...?? 🐄 https://t.co/591xMLjkox
— Katie Wilson (@KatieWilsonITV) July 22, 2017
Dungkirk
— kevinjjparker (@kevinjparker) July 22, 2017
We can't believe no one thought of Animal Farm, Milk or Raging Bull, come on guys... The cow was safely collected by it's owner and returned back to the farm. Never a dull mooment in Gloucestershire!