27 people who instantly regretted asking the internet to roast them
These people asked the internet to roast them. Unfortunately they forgot the golden rule of the internet: the internet is made of dicks.
27) This person, who the internet spotted had eyes
26) This guy, who regrets it even as he takes the photograph
25) This guy who probably actually used photoshop to achieve this effect
24) This guy who thought he was immune
23) Dobby the house elf
22) This lady, who forgot the internet is for perverts
21) This lady, who forgot the internet aren't just perverts: they're dicks as well
20) This guy from Spongebob Squarepants
19) This guy, whose game is up
18) This lady, who needs to learn to focus just behind the camera and also remember the internet is made of dicks
17) This guy, who is now single
16) This dude, who is young enough to know the internet is a dick
15) This Maris Piper (see, I told you the internet is a dick - even I've got in on the action to prove the point. Even though she is beautiful and in no way like a potato)
14) This person who probably gets enough of this at school
13) This guy, who got left alone for some reason - he might be unroastable
12) David Cameron's son
11) This lady, who also hasn't figured out yet that the internet is for ghastly perverts
10) This default human
9) This guy getting webmd'd by dicks
8) This handsome chap
7) This person who likes reddit, but only because she's never read it
6) This dude who forgot, and I can't stress this enough, that the internet is an arsehole
5) This lady who also forgot the rules of the internet
4) This divorcee
3) This guy who forgot the internet is a dick AND has access to all the photos on the internet
2) This guy who should have showered first - help yourself here, dude
1) This man without tweezers