Man goes to extreme lengths to convince family he is not their son
A man has gone to extreme lengths in order to prove to a skeptical family that he's not their son.
Nick Mullen started receiving emails from a family a while back from Francoise Mullen. Francoise was under the misapprehension that Nick was her son.
And my god does she take a lot of convincing that Nick isn't in fact her offspring.
Nick was sent an email recently from Francoise, asking him (and the whole family) what they wanted for Christmas dinner.
I don't know what it's going to take for this family to realize I'm not their son pic.twitter.com/SXDbnWJfKQ— extremely online guy (@nickmullen) December 21, 2016
His response more than indicated he might not be their son, but she doesn't seem to get the message, and instead tries to arrange a time to meet.
Concerned people on Twitter asked him to tell them in plain English that he's not their son, just in case they didn't also phone their real son...
@nickmullen you should probably tell them something so they dont end up all alone on christmas— awesomedestructodude (@imfastasflipboi) December 21, 2016
But to be honest over the years Nick really has tried extremely hard to convince them that he's not their son...
@imfastasflipboi I've offered to fuck the mom like three times over the last two years and they just go "jeeze"— extremely online guy (@nickmullen) December 21, 2016
Nick isn't kidding about the family emailing him "for years". Here are some email chains between themselves back in 2015.
This woman thinks I'm her son and has been emailing me for years pic.twitter.com/syPPbMgoJ3— extremely online guy (@nickmullen) June 22, 2015
And still Francoise et al don't believe him. The emails continue to come to Nick, and Nick still keeps propositioning his "mother".
And somewhere out there is another guy called Nick who keeps wondering why his mother keeps sitting him down to talk about his vaping habit and inappropriate jokes.