Writer and Twitter user Sara Nović thought she was in luck when the seat next to her was empty on her red eye flight this morning, but she really, really, wasn't.

Good news: no person in the middle seat next to me.
Bad news: terrifying baby doll that belongs to the man in the window seat next to me.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

This story gets so much worse, we promise.

Okay he bought it a ticket.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

Oh, that's good, at least he's a responsible doll owner.

The flight attendant is trying to explain to him why he shouldn't put the doll's name on the ticket next time he buys her one.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

Apparently the TSA was frantically trying to match the name and birthrate he provided UNTIL THEY REALIZED...

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

IT'S NOT A REAL PERSON.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

We seriously pity the airport workers who had to issue "her" with a ticket at the gate.

Some updates. The man is also traveling with an entire bunch of bananas as a snack.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

Well, anyone who travels with a creepy doll that needs its own seat knows that you should probably keep your potassium levels up (?).

He is going to Cincinnati to see the giant Noah's ark replica built to spec, and the creation museum. As a matter of course.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

I'm sure the bride of Chucky he's taking this delightful weekend break with is really going to enjoy these heavily religious sounding exhibits.

Don't worry. I took a picture.

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

Sara is truly doing God's work.

Happy waking nightmares, everybody. #especiallyheinous pic.twitter.com/1OVeEuHCTT

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

OH HELL NO. We couldn't sleep next to THAT on a flight. Nope. Not doing it.

Well, at least she'll never have to see the doll again after this flight (except during harrowing night terrors).

Holy shit I had a 2 hr layover, got on next plane and AM ACROSS FROM HIM AGAIN

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

Whaaaaaaat.

PS the doll's name is Barbara

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

Cute name!

I'm on her right side this time. In case you need a better view. pic.twitter.com/pXnO0KSIux

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

FFS. This thing is absolutely horrible. And how inconsiderate of the man to not offer Barb the window seat on either of those flights!

@kateefeldman ME TOO

— Sara Nović (@NovicSara) September 23, 2016

US THREE, SARA.