Is this conclusive proof that David Cameron can levitate?
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Conclusive proof has finally been found that David Cameron can levitate.
David Cameron, who is to step down in October, has finally stopped pretending to be human in his last few months in office, hovering above the pavement outside number 10.
Took me a second to figure out what's going on here. pic.twitter.com/uqPq6XBuVA
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) July 8, 2016
Whilst most people say they have no clue what is going on in this photo...
I have no idea what's going on here. pic.twitter.com/VMNygvukZr
— Lance Concannon (@concannon) July 8, 2016
@youngvulgarian @richardosman He's going very fast on an invisible Segway.
— Drew Morris (@drew_morris444) July 8, 2016
@youngvulgarian he's obviously a marionette, and someone photoshopped out the strings (and the person pulling them)
— Alicebot Iguana (@aliguana) July 8, 2016
Others have leapt to the obvious conclusion.
@youngvulgarian reptilian levitation
— Ned Donovan (@Ned_Donovan) July 8, 2016
And have given stark warnings about what's to come...
@youngvulgarian soon we will see him in his true and final form
— Alastair Reid (@ajreid) July 8, 2016
But if Kate Middleton is anything to go on, his final form will be benevolent. She was caught on camera levitating earlier this year, and since then has not launched an attack on mankind.
@youngvulgarian @rupinjapan doing a Kate... pic.twitter.com/hTDGvn4c1G
— ☠ Nicole ☠ (@Snafflepuss) July 8, 2016
Really, we should be much more worried about Gove, who can't even drink a drink like a normal human...
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