Woman has the best response for unwanted dick-pics!

I will open this with a message to all the men out there: Why would you send a 'dick-pic'? Especially as a first message to someone, it baffles the brain.

As if a guy/girl is going to receive the image, look at it and think "this is the man I have been waiting my whole life for!"

Luckily, people have more sense than that and some just ignore it. But Sarah-Louise Jordan has come up with a way to stop them in the future.

She has created a formal response to dick-pics; a rejection letter, and it is genius!

It starts out with:

"Dear Sir,

Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time."

Ouch. Way to diminish a guys manhood in two sentences.

It then offers a booklet with tips on 'how to appear as though you weren't raised by wolves,' and 'better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.'

And it signs of with a free offer of 'a surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio,' should you want to send another NSFW image in the future.

Wow. If the letter itself doesn't deter creeps from sending dick-pics, a consultation about your member with aunt Edna definitely will.

See the full letter below: