Student emails crush with PowerPoint presentation on "WHY YOU SHOULD DATE ME"
A student has emailed her crush with a six-page PowerPoint presentation on why he should be dating her - but didn't quite get the response she wanted.
Lizzy Fenton, who studies at UMN, sent her crush a presentation entitled "WHY YOU SHOULD DATE ME" which included statistical analysis on her expected boob growth over time.
The presentation has won over half the internet, but as you'll see by Carter's response, it didn't go down so well with her crush.
It starts out bold...
And then does some statistical analysis of boob growth over the years, and projections for the future.
Lizzy is a biologist, so when she tells you each breast will be roughly the circumference of a human head by 2025, you can trust her on that.
As an added bonus, she includes financial information and a promise that she could support him.
And backed it all up with five-star reviews from everyone from his ex-girlfriend, to her own mum.
Her presentation went viral on twitter, due to its hilarity.
I just emailed this powerpoint to my crush Carter do you think it'll work :// pic.twitter.com/xHN1bYSdL6— Lizzy Fenton (@LizzyFenton) March 27, 2017
But it wasn't entirely a joke, and she actually sent him the presentation. She was probably pretty confident it would work. What potential date actually goes to the effort of creating a .ppt, after all?
And unfortunately, it didn't work.
Update: pic.twitter.com/be59MGHMRo— Lizzy Fenton (@LizzyFenton) March 30, 2017
@LizzyFenton you are gonna be just fine girl.. it's his loss.— चिमुत् (@cimut) March 31, 2017
But she did impress Microsoft...
... and in the end isn't that more important?
Like this? Check out this girl who got really high and created a hilarious PowerPoint presentation on Shrek's children. Brace yourselves.
This is what powerpoint was made for 😂👌https://t.co/5WcSKBVHaM— Student Money Saver (@studentmoneysvr) September 23, 2016