Genius man successfully gets pizza delivered to moving train
A man has successfully had a pizza delivered to a moving train, proving you never have to travel from Glasgow to Sheffield without cramming your face full of Domino's ever again.
Dubstep producer DJ Artwork took a train from Glasgow to Sheffield over the weekend when he realised he'd gotten on, like an idiot, with no food and no means of acquiring food without asking other (better organised passengers) for their food, or checking bins.
What idiot would get onboard a five hour train journey without checking if it has a bar car and without getting any food or drink before ...— Celebrity DJ Artwork (@artworkmagnetic) April 23, 2016
With no other option, he then asked his massive 44,000 twitter followers if any of them would give him some lunch.
Would anyone in the train line between glasgow and Sheffield go to the shop for me and get me a few bits and meet me on a platform?— Celebrity DJ Artwork (@artworkmagnetic) April 23, 2016
Turns out no-one was willing to do that. If you forgot your lunch, you don't eat, no matter how many twitter followers you have. Them's the rules of the train.
Or so we thought. Having an idea that will truly revolutionise train dining and pizza, he decided to try and get some Domino's.
I'm going to try and get a pizza delivered to a train as it pulls in to a station. Bit of research needed— Celebrity DJ Artwork (@artworkmagnetic) April 23, 2016
The artist contacted Domino’s and asked the staff to meet him at Darlington, praying that the train would arrive on time and his pizza would remain at least lukewarm.
Guys guys guys ... Pizza is ordered. I take delivery at Darlington theoretically— Celebrity DJ Artwork (@artworkmagnetic) April 23, 2016
The countdown begins pic.twitter.com/jdC5XvyngK— Celebrity DJ Artwork (@artworkmagnetic) April 23, 2016
It's real ..... It's really real pic.twitter.com/cbI6XLHouq— Celebrity DJ Artwork (@artworkmagnetic) April 23, 2016
10 minutes pic.twitter.com/I3vAWqLczf— Celebrity DJ Artwork (@artworkmagnetic) April 23, 2016
After all the waiting, it finally happened. A group of Domino's workers showed up looking slightly bemused and a tad annoyed, but - crucially - carrying pizza.
I just got a pizza delivered to a train.
Posted by Artwork on Sunday, 24 April 2016
He, staff members on the train and the internet then celebrated his pizza success.
Unfortunately, in the excitement he had "panicked a bit" and ordered pineapple as a topping, ruining what could have been one of the greatest successes for mankind to date.
Later on in the same journey he tried to get champagne ordered to the train, to celebrate, but was unsuccessful.
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