Firefighters rescue man with penis stuck in gym weight, and people have a lot of hilarious questions
The gym can often be a place of hyper-competitiveness. It's always a fight to make the most gains, whilst also balancing the tricky task of not embarrassing yourself.
But one guy took it just way too far, as firefighters in Germany were called out to assist a man who's penis was STUCK in a gym weight.
Yep, today in WTF news, firefighters from Worms shared the following Facebook post about a man with his penis stuck in a dumbbell:
'a man had a very sensitive body part in the hole of a 2.5 kg dumbbell disc clamped. With the aid of the cutting grinder, a vibrating saw and a hydraulic rescue device, the weight could be removed after three hours.'
It took 3 HOURS to literally cut the man's penis out of the weight with a vibrating saw... which can't have helped the situation. Naturally, people had A LOT of questions:
So many questions
— Dabb Calloway™ (@Arnold_PalmHer) September 18, 2017
How do you even get to that point??? https://t.co/K5YDsqr2vu
— 1-1 (@Trapkeezus) September 18, 2017
I mean, what was he training for? https://t.co/YE5h3yvqJi
— David Edward (@_David_Edward) September 18, 2017
How many reps? https://t.co/4BX20pZd3N
— Sam Ring (@ring_sam) September 18, 2017
Is this the male version of kegels? https://t.co/LLAxaWwmfp
— HearingNoise𗁉 (@peabodypress) September 18, 2017
Where was his spotter?
— Benjam in not out (@Ben_in_yeg) September 18, 2017
I mean what do you say to a guy if you notice him sticking his dick in a weight? "Hey that doesn't go there!" ????
— ⚞ Pamela Fierce ⚟ (@ClassifiedHoney) September 18, 2017
Did he wipe down the equipment after using it 🤔 https://t.co/NgATiQLgSY
— brian (@BrianTheBum) September 18, 2017
why do men stick their dicks in everything https://t.co/3VTmPpzrPW
— emilie (@anygirlfriday) September 18, 2017
how many people put their genitals into or on workout equipment? pic.twitter.com/18L8ggYCRI
— g☆ (@auorajpg) September 18, 2017
It was a bit of a dick move, to be fair. This guy seriously put the dumb in dumbbells. Hopefully he won't be showing his face, or penis for that matter, at the gym any time soon.