Dad receives hilarious note from school about son's imaginary friend 'Wildo the Dildo'
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A father has been asked into school to discuss his son's imaginary friend Wildo. Largely because Wildo's surname is Dildo.
Paul Hunt received what he described as the "funniest thing he's ever read" on Tuesday. It was a letter from his son's school, about his son's behaviour, which isn't normally the funniest of reads.
But this letter is one of those exceptions.
This letter, that was sent home from school today, is the funniest thing I've ever read. pic.twitter.com/5UYItrfVmO
— Paul Hunt (@pahunt1978) February 7, 2017
The letter reads:
Dear Paul
Although this is not a behaviour letter as such, I am writing to inform you of something that has come to our attention and that you may wish to discuss further with [blank].
____ and a few of his friends often make up characters, give them amusing names and then they have exciting adventures at playtimes.
This in itself is an imaginative and creative pastime and causes no harm. However, it has come to our attention that one of the characters has the name ‘Wildo the Dildo’ and this has, I am sure you can understand, raised some concerns with us.
On further discussion, none of the children said they knew what it meant, but were aware that it was an inappropriate word to be using. One of the children said they picked up the word on the playground, so we will be following this up further and dealing with accordingly.
I hope you can appreciate the reason I am informing you of this matter and please do not hesitate to contact me if you wish to discuss it further.
The letter has since gone viral on twitter.
@pahunt1978 Is that genuine? I've just laughed a lung up.
— Louis Barfe (@LFBarfe) February 7, 2017
@pahunt1978 There's only one thing for it: enter Wildo into the competition for the London 2017 mascot.
— Jon Mulkeen (@Statman_Jon) February 7, 2017
@pahunt1978 omg, the poor teacher that had to compose and then put their name to that letter! Hilarious!
— Katie (@katie_allen) February 7, 2017
Paul's son and his imaginary friend Wildo the Dildo continue to go on their adventures.
