BREAKING NEWS: Brexit is doing weird & unforgivable things to Terry's Chocolate Oranges
We all know that Brexit has done some strange things to our chocolate bars. First there was Toblerone...
UK... What have you done??? #Brexit #Toblerone pic.twitter.com/BmrrJWD8sf
— Enda Conway (@EndaConway) November 8, 2016
And according to Which...
But now Brexit has gone too far, and has shrunk Terry's Chocolate Orange to an unbearable size.
First #Toblerone... Now Terry's. HOW COULD YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS? 💔 #chocorange #TerrysChocolateOrange pic.twitter.com/rSAR841OkT
— Rachel Gerrish (@RLGerrish) November 18, 2016
It seems that whilst the world was distracted by Toblerones getting smaller, and an orange being elected President of the United States of America, Terry's Chocolate Oranges have gone and shrunk themselves significantly.
Has no one noticed that #TerryschocolateOrange has done the same as #Toblerone ? Same size box. Less chocolate.
— Back On The Meds (@Whoops_its_me) November 15, 2016
Forget #Toblerone Monty's livid - look what they've done to Chocolate Orange segments to save money. pic.twitter.com/n0kSBMgvrO
— Monty's Dog Nigel 🐾 (@montysdognigel) November 12, 2016
I think Suzi has been buying Terry's chocolate orange from a fake dealer. These ones have been cut#chocolateorange #terryschocolateorange
— Andy Whyte (@dYt1986b) November 18, 2016
Thnx to the #Toblerone scandal- these new hollowed Terry's Chocolate Orange segments have slipped under the radar. Is any chocolate safe? 😩 pic.twitter.com/BTjRzgvbhT
— DylaN s© (@stew_sc) November 21, 2016
Rather than include fewer segments, or making the orange more satsuma-like, Terry's have decided to hollow out each segment individually, meaning with each mouthful you're getting less chocolate and more angry.
Nobody is happy.
If they come for our Bournville, we riot.