BREAKING NEWS: Brexit is doing weird & unforgivable things to Terry's Chocolate Oranges
We all know that Brexit has done some strange things to our chocolate bars. First there was Toblerone...
And according to Which...
But now Brexit has gone too far, and has shrunk Terry's Chocolate Orange to an unbearable size.
It seems that whilst the world was distracted by Toblerones getting smaller, and an orange being elected President of the United States of America, Terry's Chocolate Oranges have gone and shrunk themselves significantly.
Rather than include fewer segments, or making the orange more satsuma-like, Terry's have decided to hollow out each segment individually, meaning with each mouthful you're getting less chocolate and more angry.
Nobody is happy.
If they come for our Bournville, we riot.