22 PhD students dumb down their thesis so we can understand them
22 anonymous PhD students dumb down their theses so that we can understand them and feel smart.
21) This person is now a doctor.
20) Completely understand this topic now
19) That's Dr M33 to you.
18) This needed to be studied in depth, PainMatrix. You did the world a service here.
17) We knew this one!
16) Ok you missed a few important steps here, Stockholm-Syndrom
14) Then you should probably leave it be, NeuroscienceNerd
13) Dr Biometrics, king of the nerds
12) One down...
10) A PhD in learning nothing. I have one of those.
9) Is saying "bleurgh, this is quite sticky" not quite accurate enough for you?
8) We commend your failure, RNAPII
7) It's why we all got into science
6) Good news, everyone
5) I wish someone who claims to "fornicate physics" wasn't in control of the LHC not exploding and killing us all.
4) I can't either...
3) Keep bashing till it works. Science.
2) Woah there, Einstein, slow down. We don't all have fancy PhDs you know.
1) Little too dumbed down there, Grim Reaper.
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