Woman orders toilet paper off Amazon, gets sent this unholy abomination

A woman who ordered toilet paper off Amazon expected to receive Ultra Plush with three quilted layers of comfort. What she ended up getting was an unholy abomination unfit for wiping.

Ellie Zupco decided to bulk-buy toilet roll off Amazon. Which is all fine, no judgement here. What she was expecting to arrive was this bog-standard toilet roll...

Which the reviews had told her was a perfectly serviceable, perfectly ordinary toilet roll...

But what she actually received was this terrifying abomination unto the Lord...

A box of toilet roll with a terrifying frog on the front. A frog whose eyes can never look away...

A frog whose sole purpose in life is to watch you take a poo...

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It turns out that Andrex have the "Andrex puppy", Charmin have the "Charmin bear" and Quilted Northern opted for the "Quilted Northern frog that watches you poo and never forgets what you've done".

Seriously, that is their marketing technique. Here is a short advert from them, in which the frog stares dead at the toilet and says:

"My arms can never relax, and my eyes can never look away"

An advert which horrifies pretty much everyone who watches it...

The marketing company behind it all had apparently thought it was edgy rather than plain terrifying.

And out of context, without having seen the ad,

Hours later, still terrified, Ellie went back in to have another look.

And found the frog still staring. Forever staring.

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