Woman live tweets nightmare cringe-date with hipster

A woman attempting to have a coffee watched and live-tweeted in horror, as a couple on the next table had what appears to be the worst hipster date of all time.

Anne Theriault, from Ontario Canada, listened in to the couple on the next table as the hipster. The date starts off pretty badly, and then the guy starts claiming he looks like James Franco, tells her about what it's like wrestle with demons as a writer, and tells her how she should try his chef-quality puttanesca sauce.

Brace yourselves. It only gets cringier from there.

Stay tuned for the screenplay.

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