This man's giant cock has become a major tourist attraction

A pensioner's gigantic cock (which he lovingly shaped himself) has become a major tourist attraction in Fife.

Jim Hughes from Fife, says his cock (which he's affectionately nicknamed Jock) has become a giant tourist attraction since he created it last month, with tourists regularly stopping outside his home to take photographs.

Homemade

Jim made the sculpture himself, using little bits of red plastic to make the fleshy bit at the end. The 73-year-old said it took him just 30 minutes to craft using a set of shears and secateurs.

He made the giant cock without letting his wife know, and described her reaction as "surprised".


Jim, giving an interview in front of his cock, which he's named Jock.


Not that kind of cock

Disappointingly, the cock which the grandfather made was of the chickeny variety. The massive cock, which he made from an old cherry tree, was made by scaling a ladder and chopping away the bits that prevented the bush from looking like a chicken. Once they were removed, he then placed the beak and red fleshy bit at the top, and the tourists came flocking in.

It's unclear whether the tourists are only doing it for the pun of it.


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