The 39 dumbest and funniest things ever asked on the internet
People are weirdly comfortable asking the internet stuff. Even when their question is "what age should I start teaching my dog about sex?"
Here are the funniest, dumbest, weirdest and most disturbing things ever asked on Yahoo.
39) We believe Matt Damon is headed there right now
38) Do you even have to ask?
37) More evidence needed
36) Yes. Yes you are.
35) They shouldn't. You sound nice.
34) You might be a boner-fide sex addict, winky-faced Zane
33) This sounds like humble bragging
32) Lazy eye. Usually caused by conjunctivitis and/or lesbianism
31) Google it
30) Start early - you don't want them learning it from dog pornography and also dogs can't understand the English language
Start with "sit" and work your way up to "don't sit on crotch till you're married".
29) Why don't you start with a divorce and THEN worry about whether your ex-wife is still a vegan?
28) Google it
27) Keep it warm, 250 degrees should do it, and fill with bacon
26) When someone tells you, please let us know
25) First you ask Yahoo, then you wait for the owl
24) Standard exorcism should do it
24) A legitimate concern
23) We don't know who you should ask this question, but it isn't the internet
22) You... you have bigger issues to deal with than STDs
21) Usual cloning methods. Unfortunately the Lohan twin turned out to be evil, ate the original Lohan and they had to use a wax puppet.
20) No problem, Brah
19) We don't see any evidence to the contrary
18) Then how do they have so many barbecues?
16) Yes. Yes you can.
15) This is distressing on so many levels
14) PLEASE ANSWER THE MAN, IT'S A LEGITIMATE PROBLEM. ALL OUR EMAILS SOUND ANGRY!!
13) The only alcohol that actually freshens your breath...
12) Yes you did. You're a monster.
11) We'll never know what it looks like
10) "There ain't no bones in your titties" may be the best medical advice of all time
9) Vampire baby confirmed
8) Either that or he has a vampire baby growing in his boy womb
7) Rami has spaghetti stains in his white, cotton underwear
6) It's more like ham smells like your balls
Luckily everyone loves the smell of bacon.
5) Help this man, he's trying to cure cancer for Christ's sake
Love that this is marked as "resolved".
4) It's weird that you let him
3) We all are
2) Call the landlord, it's their problem now
1) They Call Me Nardo was right
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