19 products that clearly aren't cheap Aldi / Lidl knock-offs

Nothing to see here, just a list of completely original products that clearly aren't cheap Aldi / Lidl knock-offs.

19) Head strong anti-dandruff shampoo

For people tired of wasting anti-dandruff shampoo on their shoulders.

18) Norpak

Mmmm, Norpak.

17) Dip-its

Adults only.

16) Bixies

Delicious wheat Bixies. Accept no substitutes.

15) Herbals shampoo

It's essential.

14) Red Thunder

"I'll have a voodka red thunder please."

"Do you mean a vodka red bull?"

"No no, a voodka red thunder, please. You need to learn to listen."

13) Fruityshots

Mmmm, fruity shots.

12) Jagdbitter

"I'll have a Jagdbitter-bomb, please."

"Don't you mean a Jaeg..."

"I meant what I said - get me a Jagdbitter-bomb this instant."

11) Oblongs

"Mmm, oblongs. It's the only shape I'll eat."

10) Crust

"Nothing says clean, like Crust."

9) Robert Cop 3


"In a violent, near-apocalyptic Detroit, evil corporation Omni Consumer Products wins a contract from the city government to privatise the police force.

"To test their crime-eradicating Roberts, the company leads street cop Alex Murphy (Peter Weller) into an armed confrontation with crime lord Boddicker (Kurtwood Smith) so they can use his body to support their untested RobertCop prototype.

"But when RobertCop learns of the company's nefarious plans, he turns on his masters."

8) Mysticals

"Mmmm, mysticals. I can't decide which I love more, their legally distinctive flavour or their legally distinctive packaging."

7) Snack noodle

"Mmmm, delicious snack noodle. Straight from a pot of some description."

6) Frosted Flakes

"Theeeeey're gooooood."

5) Ballycastle

"Mmm, Ballycastle. Or Bally's for short?"

4) Chekkies

Delicious, shredded Chekkies.

3) Lambrucini


"Mmmm, Lambrucini. It's the only knock off version of a terrible perry that I trust."


2) Munsters

"What are you talking about? These are Munsters. Delicious Munsters. Monsters are monsters, Munsters are delicious maize snacks, quit messing with my mind."

1) Seal bars

Can't afford Penguin bars but refuse to buy a chocolate bar that doesn't have an Antarctica animal on the front? Seal bars.


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