Man writes note to "drunk self", finds it when drunk, has full-blown argument with himself
A man has gotten himself into a full-blown argument with himself, after sober him left a note for drunk-him to find before he goes to bed.
30 year old Steven Davidson left a note to himself before going on a night out, begging his drunken counterpart to drink a glass of water before going to bed. A simple, kind request, and Sober Steve even offered chicken wings to Drunk Steve as a peace offering.
Drunk Steve, however, took against that and aired his differences from Sober Steve, and lashed out pretty hard at Hungover Steve, calling him a "lil bitch".
FUCK YOU SOBER STEVE I DO WHAT I WANT
Sober Steve's friend Taryntino posted the note to twitter after finding it after the night out.
The full note from Sober Steve reads:
To Drunk Steve, please drink this bottle of water before you go to bed then you can have the chicken wings that are in the fridge. Hangover Steve will thank you.
From Sober Steve
In anger, Drunk Steve replied...
DRUNKSOBER STEVE, I DO WHAT I WANT.
SOBERHANGOVER STEVE HE'S A LIL BITCH.
Hungover Steve, an alleged "Lil Bitch" did not reply to either Steves.
"No one tells me what I can and can't do"
Once Drunk Steve had sobered up, and Hungover Steve (lil bitch that he is) had cleared his head with some fried chicken, he and his friend found the note. It's apparently not that surprising to Steve/s.
"I have been known to have conversations with myself while intoxicated," Sober Steve told The Mirror.
"I'm quite stubborn when drunk so when I saw the note I thought, 'no one tells me what I can and can't do', so I replied, but I remember I kept getting confused to which Steve I was talking to hence the crossed out sections."
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