Man tweets about his mum voting leave, both camps unite to take the p*ss

A man has united the vote leave and remain voters on polling day, with one bat-shit insane lie about his 93-year-old blind mum voting for Brexit.

There have been a lot of lies leading up to this referendum, but Keith Adams managed to tweet a lie so bizarre he managed to unite Brexiters and remainers, helping the country to heal from this divide.

Earlier today, after voting, he claimed his blind mum did this:

Immediately, he was accused of lying.

But Keith stuck to his guns, and said this:

...As if his mum being partially blind was the bit that anyone thought he was lying about.

A fact he kept repeating to whoever accused him of lying

Soon after that, just about the whole of twitter took the piss out of Keith, no matter what their political views. It was beautiful...

and proof that no matter how the vote goes...

Britain will heal again...

United by our need to take the piss, when the piss needs to be taken...

And point it out when people's mums are clearly made up time travellers who aged 3 years in just 18 months...

And maybe that was his plan along. Maybe that's why he's still claiming it's true...

And writing bat-shit insane blogs insisting that it's true...

Because maybe he's not the hero we want. Maybe he's the hero Britain needs right now...

The hero who can unite the whole f*cking country, even more than Blair ever could

Keith, we salute you. And your mum, if it turns out she exists.


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