22 perfect Cards Against Humanity answers

Cards Against Humanity is simple. Someone plays a black card, everyone else has to play a white card to make the best (or funniest) answer.

Here are 22 people who played the correct card, even though it made them look like a terrible human being in the process...

22) Firstly, a word of warning...


21) Ouch, too real.

Told you it was going to get offensive.

20) Formal rejection

19) The talk we all fear receiving from parents...

"Just trust me, son."

18) Perfect maths

17) Yeah, don't f*ck with this person...

16) Ah, the same platform Obama ran on...

15) And yet he still got elected for two terms...

14) Best use of accidentally picked up blank card goes to...

13) Listen very carefully, Yolanda...

12) Fairly sure Kermit would disagree with this...

Nevertheless, it makes you think.

11) Cards Against Humanity, played at the NRA...

10) Windmills, finally explained...

9) Batman's origin story, without the three hour film...

8) The dream...

7) Drugs are bad, kids...

6) To dream and fail...

5) Prophecy. This will one day happen.

4) Every new year...

3) Little tip for you...

2) The academy had no other choice...

Runner up - Leonardo Di Caprio.

1) This one was played at a family gathering, apparently...

Shortly before the family agreed to only meet up at funerals.


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