Groupon's Banana Bunker - definitely not a dildo

Groupon Banana Bunker

Is that a Banana Bunker in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?

Groupon has been selling an interesting-looking contraption called the Banana Bunker, which isn't sexually suggestive at all.

Groupon's Facebook fans pointed out it very much resembles a sex toy, to which it claimed that, "the hard plastic design protects the soft fruit from getting bruised or crushed in backpacks or purses, and a collapsible midsection expands and contracts to accommodate larger or small specimen." Ooooffff....

Unfortunately, if your bananas do need protecting, you're going to have to find another way as the Bunkers are currently sold out. Don't you worry though, there's an excellent Ann Summers sale on at the moment.

Frankly we need a cold shower.

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