Cheap cocktails to spice up your pre-drinks
You are well into the year, you have settled into the routine (maybe), but you still want to party and enjoy the nights. So seeing as though half of you have turned up to lecture still drunk from the night before, and drinking makes you more attractive, we thought we would bring you some of the best cocktails to make on the cheap for those all-important pre-drinks.
We will start with a British institution. It may be a summer drink but there is no reason you cannot enjoy this all year round.
1 part Pimms
2 parts lemonade
Sliced fruit (apple, orange, cucumber, strawberries and lemon)
1. Fill the glass/jug with crushed ice and pour over the Pimms and lemonade.
2. Stir well.
3. Add sliced fruit.
Feel like you’re on a Caribbean holiday in your campus halls with this refreshing treat. You can make it in bulk, in a jug and pass it around the group, it’s a drink perfect for creating you’re own fishbowls too.
3 parts tequila (but who is measuring?)
6 parts orange juice
1 part grenadine (let it sink to the bottom to create that familiar effect)
1. Put ice in a glass/jug
2. Pour over orange juice and vodka
3. Stir well
4. Pour in grenadine
5. Do not stir, let the grenadine sink to the bottom
If you don’t have grenadine (I am pretty sure you don’t), then why not try some summer fruits squash?
A very simple one as it only has two ingredients, but be sure not to fill a pint glass with it; otherwise you will be on the floor.
1 part peach schnapps
1 part sparkling white wine (have a look to see which bargain wines actually taste good).
Peach puree if you want to go all out, but not necessary
Essentially, it is adding a shot of schnapps to your glass of prosecco. Simple.
For those adventurous types. This is a great one to drink around Halloween (it looks like blood, obviously!) and it is so simple to make, with ingredients everyone should really have already lurking about the place.
2 parts vodka
4 parts tomato juice
Small amount of lemon juice (if you want)
Couple of dashes of Tabasco/hot sauce (depending on how spicy you want it)
Salt and pepper
1. Mix all ingredients together except the ice
2. Pour mixture into glass over ice
My personal favourite, but not a spice fan so I wimp out and leave the Tabasco.
Long Island Iced Tea
This is like playing ring of fire, so you have a glass full of different shots, and then just fill the glass with coke.
I have a feeling the way this drink came about is the same way Homer came up with the Flaming Homer (which would later be stolen by Moe and called The Flaming Moe) in The Simpsons.
This is one that will guarantee to get you messed up.
1 part light rum
1 part vodka
1 part gin
1 part tequila
2 parts lime juice
1. Fill a glass with crushed ice
2. Mix all spirits and lime, pour over ice and stir well
3. Fill glass with Coke.
If you wanna check out some great drinking games, have a look at our list of 14 TV and film drinking games.
Slow Comfortable Screw
A variation of the Screwdriver, which is just vodka with orange juice, this one is a little different but if the name isn’t enough to make you want to try it, then I don’t know what will.
This has two different spirits: sloe gin, which is available at your local off-license and Southern Comfort so you are really packing in that alcohol content.
1 part sloe gin
1 part Southern Comfort
1. Pour everything over ice. That is it.
You won’t need much of this one before you are ready to hit the clubs.
If you have just come back from a particularly boring lecture or your tedious part-time job at the local Sainsbury’s, and need a little caffeine boost with your pre-drink, the Baby Guinness is just what you are looking for.
Baileys Irish Cream
1. Take a shot glass
2. Pour some Coffee Liqueur in, leaving a little room at the top.
3. Carefully pour some Baileys Irish Cream on top, you might need to pour it over the back of a spoon to stop it going straight to the bottom, and voila, a little Baby Guinness.
A baby Guinness contains no Guinness. It has the name because of the way it looks, which is obvious when you take a look at the picture.
This is one that if you buy the bottles, they will last you for a while, because I doubt you will be able to finish both bottles in one night.
If you want to have a look at some other weird shots, check out our list.
A summer drink for when you are sick of the rain. And it is so simple!
Sugar (for lining the glass)
1. Wet the rim of the glass and dab in sugar
2. Mix vodka, lemonade and lemon juice
3. Carefully pour into glass
A lot of sugar, vodka and lemon. This is like the best cheesecake ever!
Sex on the Beach
And finally, we arrive at one that I guarantee you have tried already, whether it is at the local Wetherspoons before the club, or on that holiday to Ibiza when you were 18.
But it turns out this staple of your adolescence is quite cheap and easy to make.
1 part peach schnapps
1 part vodka
Orange juice (or mix it up with some pineapple juice if you prefer)
1. Just mix them all together and pour over ice.
So simple, so cheap, and a much better option than the boring vodka and lemonade, or Jack Daniels and Coke.
A weird one as it doesn't contain any Vimto, but it does taste like it, apparently. It includes the ever-popular among 15 year-old girls, blue WKD, and the ever popular among 70 year old women, Ruby Port (trust me, my Nan drinks this stuff).
2 shots of ruby port
1 bottle of WKD blue.
Just that simple, just stick it in a glass and allow yourself to be pleasantly surprised.
Another weird one, and not one that include the ingredients you would think. I have never tried this one but it is cheap and easy to make, so I would say it is definitely one I am going to try.
2.5 oz advocaat
0.5 oz cognac
0.5 oz lime juice
1. In a cocktail shaker, put a handful of ice, advocaat, lime juice, lemonade and cognac.
2. Shake well.
3. Pour into glass
4. Garnish with two cocktail cherries.
Looks very nice, not sure about the name though.
For those that like ginger beer, first of all: How? But secondly, we have our first drink to include it. The Moscow Mule is often served in a copper cup like the one pictured, but if you don't have one then don't sweat it, a regular tumbler will do. This seems like the sort of cocktail to have in the winter, or when there is a chill in the air.
1. Mix the ginger beer with vodka
2. Pour over ice
3. Add a dash of lime juice
4. Garnish with a slice or wedge of lime.
Learn how to make the perfect Margarita like Bart (another Simpsons reference), and look like a mob boss like Fat Tony (OK, I'll stop) and you'll be set for the night.
2 parts tequila
1 part lime juice
1 part Cointreau
1. Take a small tumbler, dampen the rim of the glass so the salt sticks to it.
2. Mix tequila, Cointreau and lime juice in a cocktail shaker with ice.
3. Pour mixture into glass
Dark and Stormy
We end with possibly the simplest one. Two ingredients, and one of them is ginger beer, so I have not tried it.
3.5 parts ginger beer
2 parts rum
Just mix 'em together and pour over ice! Easy peasy.
And there we are, 15 cocktails that are easy and cheap to make, for your pre-drinks.
Then once you have impressed with your skills, you go out, have fun, come back, go to sleep, then when you wake up hungover in the morning come back and look at our hangover cures.