10 impossibly difficult 'what would you rather' questions

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10) Would you rather soil yourself whenever you saw a banana, or orgasm every time you saw your bf/gf's parents?

9) Would you rather look like Jar Jar Binks or talk like Jar Jar Binks?

8) Would you rather be the pope and never have sex again, or only have sex with the pope?

7) Would you rather change gender every time you sneeze, or not be able to tell the difference between babies and muffins?

6) Would you rather have your boyfriend / girlfriend become 3% more like a goat every year, or wake up tomorrow and realize you've always been a goat?

5) Would you rather soil your trousers anytime a stranger tries to start a conversation with you, or have everyone over the age of 80 try and kill you when they see you?

4) Would you rather have pubic hair for teeth or teeth for pubic hair?

3) Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured shit or shit flavoured chocolate?

2) Would you accept £5000 per year if it meant that every time you hit your funny bone you shit yourself?

1) Would you rather have 1 million dollars or 1 million ducks that you telepathically control?

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